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SVB Dad Hat | Silicon Valley Bank Risk Management Meme Cap | Finance Bro Collapse Merch
SVB Dad Hat | Silicon Valley Bank Risk Management Meme Cap | Finance Bro Collapse Merch
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Too big to fail? US to SVB: Hold my beer. 🍺
This cap is your front-row ticket to one of the fastest financial meltdowns in recent history.
Perfect for finance bros, startup VCs, risk managers and anyone who watched Silicon Valley panic on Bloomberg like it was the season finale of Succession. 📉
Whether you lived through it, traded on it, or just love a good bank run meme — this one’s for you.
Why you need this cap:
⚡ Collapse Meme Legend: Pay tribute to the bank that made “liquidity crisis” a trending topic overnight.
⚡ Premium Dad Hat Style: Low-profile, unstructured fit with an adjustable strap — clean, classic, and meme-ready.
⚡ Finance Bro Flex: From the trading floor to your next networking BBQ.
⚡ Perfect Gift: For traders, VCs, founders, interns, and anyone still holding startup equity.
Product Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Pair it with our Lehman Brothers Tee or FTX Hoodie for peak financial collapse drip.
Größentabelle
| Â | A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) |
| One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
| Â | A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) |
| One size | 52-59.7 | 11.5 | 7.4 | 18 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We print on demand and ship worldwide. Shipping times are estimates — but we always aim for the fastest route to you.
Wrong size? Since every item’s made just for you, we can’t accept size returns.
Damaged or not feeling it? Drop us a message — we’ll fix it, no worries.
Full details in our Terms & Conditions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Not sure how to wash it? Hand it to your better half, your housekeeper, or your mom (if you're still trading from her basement).
But if you must:
• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for extra longevity.
Stay sharp, stay leveraged. đź’¸
