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FTX Hoodie | Crypto Collapse Meme Hoodie | Risk Management 2022 Finance Bro Sweatshirt | Sam Bankman-Fried Merch
FTX Hoodie | Crypto Collapse Meme Hoodie | Risk Management 2022 Finance Bro Sweatshirt | Sam Bankman-Fried Merch
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Billions in customer assets? No problem — FTX: Hold my beer.
This hoodie is your wearable reminder of how fast “safe and effective risk management” can turn into “we’re sorry for your loss.”
Perfect for crypto traders, Web3 degens, finance bros and anyone who still gets cold sweats thinking about SBF on stage with Gisele.
Whether you’re in crypto, TradFi, or just love meme-grade financial history — this hoodie belongs in your rotation. 📉
Why you need this hoodie:
⚡ Crypto Collapse Icon: Tribute to the messiest financial faceplant in crypto history.
⚡ Premium Comfort: Soft, durable and built for cold market days, all-nighters, and bear market survival.
⚡ Instant Conversation Starter: Expect knowing smirks and war stories from fellow degens.
⚡ Legendary Gift: For crypto traders, finance bros, meme lovers, and anyone who gets the joke.
Product Details:
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• 100% cotton face for a premium feel
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Build your financial disaster capsule wardrobe:
👉 Add the FTX Dad Hat and Lehman Brothers Tee to lock in top-tier meme status.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We print on demand and ship worldwide. Shipping times are estimates — but we always aim for the fastest route to you.
Wrong size? Since every item’s made just for you, we can’t accept size returns.
Damaged or not feeling it? Drop us a message — we’ll fix it, no worries.
Full details in our Terms & Conditions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Not sure how to wash it? Hand it to your better half, your housekeeper, or your mom (if you're still trading from her basement).
But if you must:
• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for extra longevity.
Stay sharp, stay leveraged. 💸
