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FTX Risk Management Cap | 2022 Crypto Meme Dad Hat | Sam Bankman-Fried Finance Bro Gift
FTX Risk Management Cap | 2022 Crypto Meme Dad Hat | Sam Bankman-Fried Finance Bro Gift
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Managing billions in customer assets safely? FTX: Hold my cap. 🧢
Nothing says “trust me, bro” like this iconic headwear straight outta the Bahamas.
Whether you're a crypto degen, risk management intern, or just someone who saw that courtroom sketch — this hat is a badge of honor for everyone who lived through the greatest rug pull in crypto history.
Why you need this cap:
⚡ Instant Meme Status: Wear the most ironic hat in finance. It’s the risk management equivalent of SPF’s balance sheet.
⚡ Comfy & Durable: Premium chino cotton cord, relaxed fit, and perfect for beachside fraud or your next crypto conference.
⚡ Ultimate Conversation Starter: Expect laughs, side-eyes, and “Wen Moon?” from every direction.
⚡ Top Gift for Degens: Ideal for crypto traders, finance bros, meme dealers and anyone who knows that “not your keys, not your coins.”
Product Details:
• 100% chino cotton corduroy
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 7.6 cm crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Complete the collapse collection:
👉 Pair it with our Lehman Brothers Tee or Enron Hoodie for the full financial disaster drip.
Size
| Â | A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) |
| One size | 52-59.7 | 11.5 | 7.4 | 18 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We print on demand and ship worldwide. Shipping times are estimates — but we always aim for the fastest route to you.
Wrong size? Since every item’s made just for you, we can’t accept size returns.
Damaged or not feeling it? Drop us a message — we’ll fix it, no worries.
Full details in our Terms & Conditions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Not sure how to wash it? Hand it to your better half, your housekeeper, or your mom (if you're still trading from her basement).
But if you must:
• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for extra longevity.
Stay sharp, stay leveraged. đź’¸
