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Debit Suisse Mug | Credit Suisse Meme Cup | Finance Bro Coffee Essential
Debit Suisse Mug | Credit Suisse Meme Cup | Finance Bro Coffee Essential
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$CS: Risk management? Nah, we’ve got a Saudi backer. 🤷♂️
And if that doesn’t work — we’ll just rebrand. Welcome to Debit Suisse. ☕💸
This mug isn’t just for your morning coffee, it’s a daily reminder that even the “too big to fail” crowd can fumble the bag. Perfect for finance bros, investment bankers, consultants, and anyone with a dark sense of financial humor.
Whether you’re nursing your 7th espresso before market open or subtly flexing on your Zoom calls — this mug’s your new go-to.
Why you need this mug:
⚡ Meme-Approved: Pay homage to the rebranding move of the year.
⚡ Premium Ceramic Build: Dishwasher & microwave safe, built for the hustle.
⚡ Finance Office Flex: Instantly turns any boring meeting into a meme-worthy moment.
⚡ Top Gift Idea: For traders, interns, founders, meme dealers, and anyone who loves market chaos.
Product Details:
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Pair it with our Credit Suisse Risk Management Tee or the FTX Collapse Cap for maximum office banter potential.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We print on demand and ship worldwide. Shipping times are estimates — but we always aim for the fastest route to you.
Wrong size? Since every item’s made just for you, we can’t accept size returns.
Damaged or not feeling it? Drop us a message — we’ll fix it, no worries.
Full details in our Terms & Conditions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Not sure how to wash it? Hand it to your better half, your housekeeper, or your mom (if you're still trading from her basement).
But if you must:
• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for extra longevity.
Stay sharp, stay leveraged. 💸
