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Debit Suisse Dad Hat | Credit Suisse Meme Cap | Finance Bro Risk Management Hat
Debit Suisse Dad Hat | Credit Suisse Meme Cap | Finance Bro Risk Management Hat
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$CS: Risk management? What for — we’ve got a Saudi backer! 🤷♂️
When in doubt, just rename the bank. This Debit Suisse Dad Hat is your go-to flex for anyone deep in the markets, memes, and management mishaps.
Perfect for finance bros, traders, bankers, and meme investors who know that in this game, image is leverage. Whether you’re grinding at the office, closing deals, or sipping overpriced coffee, this cap’s got your back.
Why you need this hat:
⚡ Meme-Ready Design: Let the world know you survived another market scandal.
⚡ Premium Quality: Durable, comfortable, and made for daily flexing.
⚡ Top Gift Idea: For finance bros, traders, and meme lords who get the joke.
Product Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or BangladeshPair it with the Lehman Brothers Survivor Tee and FTX Risk Management Cap for the ultimate crisis management starter pack.
Size
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-59.7 | 11.5 | 7.4 | 18 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We print on demand and ship worldwide. Shipping times are estimates — but we always aim for the fastest route to you.
Wrong size? Since every item’s made just for you, we can’t accept size returns.
Damaged or not feeling it? Drop us a message — we’ll fix it, no worries.
Full details in our Terms & Conditions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Not sure how to wash it? Hand it to your better half, your housekeeper, or your mom (if you're still trading from her basement).
But if you must:
• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for extra longevity.
Stay sharp, stay leveraged. 💸
